Anonymous asked: Could you explain the pidgeys and the beedrills?
When two Pokémon who love each other very much (or, more accurately, when a Pokémon and a Ditto that you caught for this express purpose) are left alone in some weird old couple’s yard while you ride your bike in circles, an egg magically appears. The old man, who has seen this happen hundreds, possibly thousands of times in his life, has no idea what this egg is, or even really the concept of “eggs.”
The egg is then taken away from its parents, who could not possibly be bothered, and then put next to a Magmar that you have also caught for this express purpose, because nobody would ever want to battle with a butt-headed fire platypus while Charizard as available, and eventually it hatches into new life, such as a psychic cat, a horse that is on fire, or a ghost robot. It is the miracle of life.
blobertson asked: you're just teasing right you're not really being mean right