The same as yours.
If you drink alcohol: that’s cool, so do I. Just remember that it’s a drug and it can fuck your life up pretty easily.
If you’re alcoholic: that’s tough, but I feel you. I’ve known enough people who’ve dealt with dependence to know that it’s a rough deal and I hope you overcome it.
If you glorify alcoholism as part of your ham-fisted masculinity: fuck you.
Goodnight Sweet Prince. I loved you from the moment I saw you. I hope you are able to stay involved in the business in some way. I’ll miss you.
I’ll also miss Ricardo.
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.